gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
misassandry: Maybe instead of making the “different” kids act the way you want them to, you just sit down with that little asshole you raised and explain to them that bullying isn’t okay. “Kids are cruel”? No. Kids are sponges so get your shit together.
WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME HOW I'M DOING DURING FINALS...
lifeonthethrill: WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME HOW I’M DOING DURING FINALS WEEK EVERY WEEK
goblinparty: I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
lavicomtesse: My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and figuring out your weaknesses and ill use them against you to get further in life because i hate everyone ok, sometimes I wish this was me but im really listening to everyones conversations and figuring out what they like and ill probably do something nice for them in the future even though i...
Preparation is the key to victory in any game that you play. The prepared people...– Bobby Knight (via eyestaygold)